Who Does God Love More? Vol. V
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Joel Osteen because he’s a devout Christian, like God, sports the whitest teeth you ever did see, and wrote a best selling self-help book, and he’s obviously modeling the wonders of an Ego Accentuator™ for his flock. On a side note, the self-help book is a contradiction in terms, an oxymoron if you will, but Joel wrote one, and God loves him so for it.
Nothing against the Dalai Lama. I’m sure he’s a fine chap, but God doesn’t love Buddhists because Buddhists don’t love him the right way.