August 26th, 2008

Who Does God Love More? Vol. V

Joel Osteen because he’s a devout Christian, like God, sports the whitest teeth you ever did see, and wrote a best selling self-help book, and he’s obviously modeling the wonders of an Ego Accentuator™ for his flock. On a side note, the self-help book is a contradiction in terms, an oxymoron if you will, but Joel wrote one, and God loves him so for it.

Nothing against the Dalai Lama. I’m sure he’s a fine chap, but God doesn’t love Buddhists because Buddhists don’t love him the right way.

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Further Reading

• Cowboy Roller Skates
• For the X-Files Fans
• Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan 1969 Sessions
• Navigate Eric Chan's Website Using Apple's Motion Sensor
• My New Favorite Website Design
• Exactitudes, or How You Are Not as Distinctive in that Sweet Hipster Outfit as You Thought You Were
• The End of Wall Street
• Don't Shit on Procrastination People
• Bad Sex in Fiction
• What I Learned Today

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