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June 24th, 2008

What I Would Do with a Holodeck

I watched eight hours of Star Trek: Voyager yesterday. As I do every Monday. Two things —

One — Seven gets me hard.
Two — I’d spend all my time in the Holodeck hiding from the ceaseless conflict and having sex with hot alien women.

Appended by Shelby — A Holodeck would also be the only way we’d ever have sex.

Appended by Baxter — Wouldn’t want to when I could create chicks with three breasts and crap.

Appended by Amos — I hear she’s a wildcat in bed;

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