The Pope Has Been Kidnapped!
What’s not to love here:
The Pope has been kidnapped! As the leader of an antiparanormal commando unit, Mallory and her partners are the Vatican’s only hope. Held captive by the forces of evil, the Pope must be located and saved before demons take over the world.
Watch the flick at Hulu. If you’re one of them film snobs who thinks anything less than the new Wes Anderson or Coen Brothers film is sour trite then you can watch this classic, but I’ll feel bad for you. Not because the formerly linked film is bad. Quite the contrary, it’s a true American classic, but because life’s too short to deny yourself the joys of watching an atrocious movie.