The Internet Strikes Back
“I was on the internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving. Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out.” Seems a man in China was a naughty boy. A smack to the back of the head might have sufficed, but this should get his attention as well.
Further Reading
So Sorry
But comments are currently disabled while I work out some bugs and explore the feasibility and wisdom of implementing the Intense Debate comment system. I apologize for being a buzzkill, but they'll be back up soon. You can always contact me if your about to burst with a classic riposte or feel a pressing need to reach me.

