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June 26th, 2008

The Best Trades of All-Time

I missed this nugget of news at the time, but The Calgary Vipers traded minor league pitcher John Odom to the Laredo Broncos for ten bats. This got me to thinking. What might be some of the better trades out there?

I poked around some, contacted some sources, and from what I gathered here’s the best potential trades still on the table.

The Republican Party trades John McCain to The Constitution Party for a Tickle-Me-Reagan.

The DNC trades Howard Dean to the Green Party for a warm bowl of vegetarian chili.

The Church of Scientology trades Tom Cruise to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints for three pairs of Nikes.

The Pentagon trades the Air Force to Iran for a case of Pop Rocks and one legally blind auditor.

Dick Cheney trades George Bush to France for immunity from future war crime charges.

Oprah Winfrey trades Stedman to Dave Lettermen for a pickle and two pink cashmere sweaters.

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