Shocking Photos From Inside the White House
Nokia created The Unloader for all our amusement. Upload a photo of your cheating boyfriend or those vile TPS reports, choose from one of three methods, and feel the power of vicarious thrill as the Unloader destroys your document 1.
All fun and games. Ha Ha fuck you boss, but the hidden history behind the Unloader is far from a laugh and two giggles. The real story contains words like “prototype”, “classified”, and “prejudiced disinformation.” The real story includes a cast of characters from Dick Cheney to Bill Gates to an obscure Finnish terrorist cell curiously named The Sons of Pedro.
My source won’t disclose all the details of the operation, but she did send me these two disturbing photos taken from a secret location inside the White House. You’ll need to click the pictures for a full sized look.
Guess I’m not surprised. Thank God it’s almost over, and if you voted for Barack Obama, thank God for you.
- The Unloader noticed via NotForPaper. ↩
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