Saggy Pants are a Crime in Flint
Flint, Michigan police are cracking (no pun intended) down the public indecency of saggy pants. Apparently it’s a huge public health nightmare in Flint. I guess. That or they make white people nervous.
Whatever the lie, err, motivation, behind the law, they’re gonna arrest anyone with pants “that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms,” as you can see in the shot above.
Sounds good to me. Round ‘em up Flint.
Appended by Shelby — We can only hope this is the first step in the War on Regrettable Fashion. Think of all the women wearing slut-fits that should be locked up.
Appended by Amos — On a logistical note, I wonder if the police will be issued rulers along with their guns and shit. You know, I’d imagine this will come down to a measurement at some point.
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