Quote of the Week

From the wise Mark Penn: “Being human is overrated.” This quote culled from a New York Observer Magazine interview. I tend to agree with Mark. Emotions always let you down. Being human is a bitch, kinda sucks. I think Mark would be with me when I say we’d be better off electing a toaster. Not one of these huge American varieties that crush your fragile toast between its jaws of death, and spits out the ripped remains of a once proud piece of bread, but one of them European ones. You know, all silver and polished and works over your bagels, turning them into delicate orgasms of delight. One of them toasters would make a good President cause being human is way overrated, like, well, for instance, Mark Penn’s advice.

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