Disclaimer, of sorts
This site is rated R for the occasional use of offensive language, nudity, drug references, and muddled thought. If you let your seven year old run wild through this site, and afterwards she chases Muffin the Kitten around the house with your glass bong yelling “dirty shit eating zombie” remember that you’ve been warned.
Bear in Mind
We don’t claim to be experts in anything, and even if we did make such a bold claim it would not change the fact that there will always be a rich and diverse matrix of options and possibilities about any given topic. In case you missed it, experts disagree with each other.
Disagreement is good. Disagreement fuels change. If we all agreed about everything than you’d never move from your lonely spot in time and space. Well, you’d move. You can’t resist change as it’ll happen with or without your invitation and acceptance, but you can deny that change is occurring to you, which is a terrible place to loiter, full of conflict and spite as it were. So, we are not experts, but this will not stop us from vomiting all sorts of inane and fragile opinions, which brings us to…
Policy on Comments
We ask that you be bold, be brave, be authentic, and don’t suck. We will accept anonymous comments. We will accept cynicism and sarcasm - if it makes us laugh. We will not except anything we consider blatant buffoonery. We will not define what we mean by blatant buffoonery as it is such a subjective decision there’s really no point.
The truth is people know when they’re acting like a fucktard. If you want to be a fucktard and leave a comment on this site then all the power to you. Keep in mind though that this is our house, not yours. If you decided to come into our house with an attitude befitting a fucktard then we reserve the right to edit your comment and treat you as a fucktard deserves to be treated, which means lots of spanking and generally abusive behavior.
Oh, and we hate Grammar Nazis with a burning passion. By all means point out spelling mistakes or grammar errors, but don’t be an asshole when you do it. This isn’t the holy temple of literature here. We are not writing the Great American Novel so lay off the Grammar Nazi tactics. If you’re the type that allows spelling errors, typos and the such to hurl you into a hot rage we suggest you take a long, mindful look at that as it doesn’t seem like a pleasant place to frequent. Go save a panda or something.
In the meantime, we will edit your comment with various typos and poor spelling, and invite other commenters to make fun of the Grammar Nazi who can’t complete a coherent sentence. If you protest that we edited your comment we will engage in all manner of Republican dirty tricks to obscure the fact it is a written policy of ours to edit fucktards comments. Basically, we’ll be having tons of fun at your expense and you’ll be pissed, which means we win.
Copyright and Usage
All the writing and photos contained within the borders of this site, if our creation, are available to use, copy, share, distribute, or adapt unless otherwise noted. The site basically rests in the bosom of a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0. This means you can use anything of ours, unless otherwise stated, so long as (01) let people know it’s our work in whatever way you feel is befitting (02) don’t use the work for commercial purposes, and (03) share it the same way we do. You could always contact us if you’d like to work out something different.
