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John McCains Preferred Method of Transport

So, the Walking Beast, a 12,000-pound, 23-foot-long steel vehicle. This brings us one step closer to my dream means of transportation, the Imperial Walker. But when I look at this monster what I see is John McCain behind the levers, stomping down some city street, crushing cars and small children while yelling, “Next stop Tehran motherfuckers!”
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