Jesus Spotted in a Picture of Jesus
The citizens of Northbend, Texas are reporting they’ve spotted a picture of Jesus in the picture of Jesus in the local church. Jimmy Pufferman was one of the first people to report the miracle.
“Well, it’s been hanging up there for a good fifty years or so, but no one noticed it before this morning. It was Fred Guffman who first saw it. I mean, there he is sweeping the floor, he feels called to look up at just that moment, and there he is, the dang gone son of God staring down at him. You could imagine his surprise so he starts yelling for me - “Jimmy, Jimmy, get your fat ass up here” - cause I’m down in the basement lookin’ through some magazines, and I run up the stairs pretty quick like cause Jimmy sometimes falls down and needs my help. So I’m thinking he’s stuck in a pew or something uncomfortable, but he’s not stuck right? He’s pointing up at the wall and my jaw just hit the dang gone floor. There’s Jesus the Christ clear as day. Miracle if I ever saw one.”
Below is a photo of the picture.
The Catholic Church says they will investigate the reported miracle once they are finished looking into the Jesus Moth, the kitten fur Jesus, the Jesus in wood, and a few others.
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i think i can see it too… that’s creepy.
Reminds me of the skit by The Chasers—the Jesus shit stain. See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykkFJZnddG4
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