I Guess Apples and Cans Are Lame These Days

So you’ve probably had this happen to you once or twice in your lifetime. You’re sitting around with your friends watching Jerry Springer or something and someone is like, “You know what would be cool?” And someone else is like, “What?” And they’re like, “Well, like, if we rolled down to that cemetery over by the Circle K, and dug up a grave, and then, like, took the body out and severed the head and then used the skull for a bong and shit.” It happens.

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