Googlists

12.11.07 19:22PM by Amos

The Church of Google.

“We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined).”

Based on 9 Proofs including the fact that the term “Google” is searched for more than the terms “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined.

Couple thoughts: Why do you search for Google? And Apple is way more Old Testament than Google. If there really is a one true God then I’m hedging my bets with my MacBook Pro, which without Google is but a nifty idea.

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