Googlists
“We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined).”
Based on 9 Proofs including the fact that the term “Google” is searched for more than the terms “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined.
Couple thoughts: Why do you search for Google? And Apple is way more Old Testament than Google. If there really is a one true God then I’m hedging my bets with my MacBook Pro, which without Google is but a nifty idea.
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