Free Loot for the Indiscriminate Consumer

What we got here is a collection of various downloads. Simply click the next and pervious links down below to peruse the offerings. Chance are you’re here for the WordPress themes. The good news is I’m running a perpetual Back to School Sale, which means I’ve slashed prices with such ghastly gusto they no longer exist, though to be fair dividing zero by zero gets you zero no matter how you go about it.

The bad news is I do not have a demo site for the themes. Once upon a time, in a land of unicorns and free feature length porn, I did, but no more. I accidentally trashed the site during one epic night of methamphetamines and disco music. I have not gotten over the effects, or around to setting up demo site since. My apologies.

And in more bad news I’ve slipped into a tight fitting jumpsuit of pervasive apathy regarding my themes. In other words, I’m kinda burnt out on ‘em. I did my best with each and every one, but I do not plan on refreshing them any time soon. However, since they exist, and it’s my fault, I will help you out with the themes in any way I can. Excuse my ignorance in advance.

No one likes to end on bad news so I won’t. Good news is if you find my themes wretched wander youself over to the sidebar, get busy with your right click, and visit the theme authors listed there. These guys and gals are top notch WordPress code pimps with glorious thematic wonders awaiting your fancy.

So, with all that said, these themes should all work as expected up to WordPress 2.7. They won’t have any new fancy pants features, but they’ll get the job done. Now get busy with the downloads below and thanks for dropping by this joint.