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Appended by Shelby — That’s great and all, but what are we going to do about it?
Appended by Amos — Complain and whine.
Lay down whatever is on your mind, in whatever way you want. All I ask is you don't be an ass. Wit, humorous snark, and forceful debate are welcome. Doucebaggery will be deleted, or edited to make you look the idiot.
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