Bad Spelling Means Your Clever. Eat It.
I’m quite possibly one of the worst adult spellers within the continential United States. Seriosuly, I can’t spell for shit. We had a spelling bee when I was in the fifth grade. I was the first sucker eliminated. Tossed on some baby food word like addition or television. I don’t remeber exactly. I do remeber sitting down before I even finsihed the word. Something along the lines of;
“Hmmm, television. T…E…ah…L…E…ahh…V…I…uhm…[sitting down]…ish-ion…like…televisionisim, or something”
Now word comes from across the Pond that bad spelling actually mean you’re too clever. I’m not sure about all that, but I make note of the research, and will use it as justification from now till I write my last seriosly.
I left this post unedited, without my usual spell check scouring to prove my point. I suck at spelling, but I’m too damn clever.