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January 29th, 2008

Avoid Doing These to Dr. Bruce Banner

God I love the Internet. It’d be a shame if I went my whole life without knowing every reason Dr. Bruce Banner turned into the Hulk on the TV show. Two of my favorites, “Being hit over the head repeatedly with a metal object”, which will do it every-time, and “Deliberately going to a disco club…”. I like that. Makes a splendid opening to a short story: “While typically not a spontaneous fellow, Nigel broke his ponderous gait, and deliberately entered his local disco club.”

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