A Gummi Bear Murder Scene

Noticed here. No doubt Gummi Bears are delightfully cute. In this sense, one could argue forcing the adorable confections to kill their own breaks accepted bounds of common deciency. I would not argue this. I think subjecting sweets to Gladitorial games is a grand idea, but one could argue — anything really, if validity is not a concern — but taking this one step further if we added little wigs to their little gummy heads, cued Helter Skelter, and filmed in stop motion we’d have ourselves an animated recreation of the Charlie Manson murders, which probably would be breaking the accepted bounds of common deciency — no arguments forthcoming.
And why stop there. One could film a series of famous murder scences recreated with Gummi Bears. Perhaps use thought and speech bubbles cut from colored paper for moments of required narration and exposition. I’m far too lazy to undertake such an endevour, not to mention I lack the requisite skills, but my defiencies notwithstanding, I’m penciling this project in my “Ideas to do if I wasn’t lazy and uneducated” ledger.